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I’M A THOUSAND MILES AWAY, BUT GIRL I’D LIKE TO GET INSIDE YA

YES I DO

NO GURL CAN FUCK AS WELL AS YOU

I SWEAR IT’S TRUE. HEY THERE DELILAH, DON’T YOU WORRY ABOUT PROTECTION. I’M EVEN HARDER WHEN YOU’RE LONELY, TAKE A LOOK AT MY ERECTION

CLOSE YOUR EYES

I WANNA GET BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS

'TIL I'M INSIDE

OOOH I WISH YOU WOULD DO MEE

WISH YOU WOULD SCREW ME

Wait, these are actually hella cute questions.
1. Who was the last person you held hands with? Jacob
2. Are you outgoing or shy? Shy
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? Jacob
4. Are you easy to get along with? Most of the time
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? I think he would
6. What kind of people are you attracted to? Country boys. That are taller
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? I hope so
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? Jacob
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? Depending on who Im talking to
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? Chanty
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? 3 more hours for mee:)
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? My Eyes, Drunk On A PLane, Just Got Started Lovin’ You,Tippin’ Point, Off the Beaten PAth
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? Love
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? Yes
15. What good thing happened this summer? I met him
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? MOst definitely
17. Do you think there is life on other planets? Possibly
18. Do you still talk to your first crush? Not anymore
19. Do you like bubble baths? Absolutely love
20. Do you like your neighbors? I don’t have any
21. What are you bad habits? I pick at my nails when im bored
22. Where would you like to travel? All over the world
23. Do you have trust issues? yes
24. Favorite part of your daily routine? Lunch
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? Stomach
26. What do you do when you wake up? Check my phone
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? Darker
28. Who are you most comfortable around? Chanty
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? Yes
30. Do you ever want to get married? Yes
31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail? Yes
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? Thomas Rhett&Erik Haula
33. Spell your name with your chin .kgtfkde
34. Do you play sports? What sports? I cant play sports
35. Would you rather live without TV or music? TV
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? Yes
37. What do you say during awkward silences? Nothing
38. Describe your dream girl/guy? Country boy, that can bait hook and drives a truck.
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? Vanity, Gordmans, Buckle
40. What do you want to do after high school? Go to College
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? Depending on what they did to fuck up the first
42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? I’m nervous
43. Do you smile at strangers? YES
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? That’s a toughie… Ocean
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? Breakfast
46. What are you paranoid about? People finding out
47. Have you ever been high? No
48. Have you ever been drunk? YEs
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? YEs
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? Maroon and Gold. #GopherNAtion
51. Ever wished you were someone else? Nope.
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? Weight
53. Favourite makeup brand? Mac
54. Favourite store? Vanity
55. Favourite blog? DOACG
56. Favourite colour? Puple/ Teal
57. Favourite food? Steak
58. Last thing you ate? Oreos
59. First thing you ate this morning? Chinese food
60. Ever won a competition? For what? No
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? No
62. Been arrested? For what? No
63. Ever been in love? No
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? I was at a movie with my best friend and I went down to the lobby to get some gummybears and I stopped and talked to my crush and he ended up kissing me.
65. Are you hungry right now? well now I am.
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? No
67. Facebook or Twitter? Twitter
68. Twitter or Tumblr? Tumblr
69. Are you watching tv right now? Yes.
70. Names of your bestfriends? Chanty, Skyler, Heather, Eric(My brother-in-law), Jacob, Randy(My dad)
71. Craving something? What? Oreos
72. What colour are your towels? All sorts of colors
72. How many pillows do you sleep with? 3-4
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? A few
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? A lot.
75. Favourite animal? Penguin
76. What colour is your underwear? Black & Leopard print
77. Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate
78. Favourite ice cream flavour? Cookie Dough
79. What colour shirt are you wearing? Black
80. What colour pants? Black Leggings
81. Favourite tv show? FRIENDS & Boy Meets World
82. Favourite movie? Hmm… I’d have to say TMNT
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? Mean Girls
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? 21 Jump Street
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? Glen Coco
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? Squirt
87. First person you talked to today? Jacob
88. Last person you talked to today? Taylor
89. Name a person you hate?
90. Name a person you love?
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? Surprisingly not. 
92. In a fight with someone? Not at the moment.
93. How many sweatpants do you have? Yikes, too may to count.
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? A LOT
95. Last movie you watched? Avengers
96. Favourite actress? Jennifer Aniston
97. Favourite actor? Adam Sandler
98. Do you tan a lot? In the sun.
99. Have any pets? Yep, a puppy.
100. How are you feeling? Tired.
101. Do you type fast? Yeah, I guess so.
102. Do you regret anything from your past? One thing. I try to live with no regrets.
103. Can you spell well? YES! BIGGEST PET PEEVE IS MISSPELLING
104. Do you miss anyone from your past? Yes.
105. Ever been to a bonfire party? It’s a must.
106. Ever broken someone’s heart? I might’ve.
107. Have you ever been on a horse? Yes
108. What should you be doing? Showering.
109. Is something irritating you right now? My phone is.
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? Definitely.
111. Do you have trust issues? Yes
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? Eric
113. What was your childhood nickname? Katers, KT, Penelope
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? Yep.
115. Do you play the Wii? Occasionally.
116. Are you listening to music right now? No.
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? Yes.
118. Do you like Chinese food? YES.
119. Favourite book? TFIOS.
120. Are you afraid of the dark? Depending.
121. Are you mean? I try not to be.
122. Is cheating ever okay? Nope
123. Can you keep white shoes clean? Not even if I tried.
124. Do you believe in love at first sight? No.
125. Do you believe in true love? Yes.
126. Are you currently bored? Ehh, a little.
127. What makes you happy? Baby animals.
128. Would you change your name? Only my last name:)
129. What your zodiac sign? Aries
130. Do you like subway? Yes.
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? Talk to them about it.
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? Chanty.
133. Favourite lyrics right now? “My eyes are the only thing I don’t wanna take off of you.” -Blake Shelton
134. Can you count to one million? If I tried.
135. Dumbest lie you ever told?
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? Closed
137. How tall are you? 5’2”
138. Curly or Straight hair? Straight
139. Brunette or Blonde? Brunette
140. Summer or Winter? Summer
141. Night or Day? Night
142. Favourite month? Fall months.
143. Are you a vegetarian? Definitely not.
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? Dark
145. Tea or Coffee? Tea, preferably sweet and iced.
146. Was today a good day? Wasn’t too bad.
147. Mars or Snickers? Snickers
148. What’s your favourite quote? “Life’s not the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away.” -George Strait
149. Do you believe in ghosts? Yes
150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?  (via tchitsnathan)

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